1
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(Glazba)

2
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(Jak vjetar)

3
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(vrata se otvaraju)

4
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(Vrata se zatvaraju)

5
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(Zvuk udaranja)

6
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Zašto trčiš?

7
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Propustit ćemo autobus.

8
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Pa pusti to!

9
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Zar ne želiš ići?

10
00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:15,708
Ako propustimo ovaj,
samo ćemo uzeti sljedeći!

11
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Hm.

12
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(brbljanje britanske publike)

13
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(Zvuk prometa)

14
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- Zdravo!

15
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Nije li ovo prekrasno?

16
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Nikad nisi uzeo
ja za vožnju trajektom po Temzi.

17
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Temza...

18
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Molim te, budi malo brz.

19
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Zadnji autobus je u 10:30.

20
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Gdje je autobus?

21
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(Zvuk dolaska autobusa)

22
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Parkin!

23
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Jeste li zaboravili da očekujemo goste?

24
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moj, moj...

25
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A kako da te zovem?
Lady Chatterly?

26
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Dovoljno!

27
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Idi spremi se sada!

28
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Niste ni kuhali, zar ne?

29
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Čime ćemo ih hraniti?

30
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Ne, nisam kuhao, moja gospo,

31
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ali sam očistio kuću.
I bačen u smeće!

32
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Treba li Gospo još nešto?

33
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Kako izgleda vaša Lady?

34
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Kao i uvijek, Gospo moja; neodoljiv!

35
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i...

36
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Hoće li se moj sluga predstaviti
u radničkoj odjeći gostima?

37
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Oh! Vaši gosti su pučani!
Zašto je moju Gospu uopće briga?

38
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- Želim!
- Zašto?

39
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Jer ja sam Dama!

40
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I... Što ako opljačkam svoju Gospu
njezine ljepote dok oni stignu?

41
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Moj sluga mora biti
svjestan vremena.

42
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Gosti će stići svakog trenutka!

43
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Gosti mogu čekati!

44
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Može i moj sluga!

45
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Ne... Ne, ne može, moja gospo!

46
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Zašto?

47
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Jer moja Lady izgleda neodoljivo!

48
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(Poljubac Rohita i Sanye)

49
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(Autobus odlazi)

50
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gdje smo

51
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Nema mreže!

52
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Koje je ovo mjesto?

53
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Rekao sam ti tamo
ovdje neće biti mreže.

54
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Kakvi su ovo prijatelji?

55
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Nisu se mogli ni potruditi doći po nas.
Kako ćemo ići?

56
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Samo ćemo hodati! Pogledaj
po vremenu, tako je lijepo.

57
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Bit će potrebno samo deset minuta.

58
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Rekla mi je rutu.

59
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Pogledajte lijepu kartu
crtež koji je napravila za nas.

60
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Ovuda je!

61
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Postoji prečac kroz džunglu.
Pitao sam je.

62
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Ovdje je tako tiho...

63
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Nije tiho,
ovo je mrtva tišina!

64
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Samo dvije vrste ljudi
treba ovakva tišina...

65
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Umjetnici i...

66
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Dakle, već znate da je ona glumica.

67
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Ako je glumica, zar joj ne treba
ići na svoje snimke?

68
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Kako ona putuje?

69
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Ne idi tamo s takvim
pokvareno lice Basu.

70
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Idemo kod nekoga
kuća prvi put - zajedno.

71
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Malo osmijeha neće
koštati vas bilo čega.

72
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(Jak vjetar)

73
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(Zvuk zvona)

74
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(Zvono nastavlja zvoniti)

75
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(Zvuk kucanja)

76
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Rohit!

77
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Što?

78
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Ovdje su!

79
00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:20,376
Oni mogu čekati!

80
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Stigli smo na vrijeme.

81
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Nismo uranili.

82
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Ne! Stop!

83
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I popravi frizuru!

84
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Gledaj, čujem korake.

85
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Bok!

86
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Halo... Je li Sanya tu?

87
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Ja sam Rohit!

88
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Bok...

89
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Doktore Basukinath!

90
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Dobrodošli, dobrodošli doktore Nag!

91
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Ne Nag, Nath. Basukinath.

92
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Tako mi je žao, dr. Nath!

93
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Možeš me zvati Basuki, druže!

94
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Basuki!

95
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,668
Hmm... Basuki...

96
00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,960
-Ira.
-Bok.

97
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,584
- Hoćemo li ući?
- Naravno!

98
00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:11,960
Molim te, molim te.

99
00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:15,040
Sanya je ovdje.

100
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,584
Zatvori vrata molim te.

101
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Uđi, uđi.
molim te

102
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Sanya je ovdje.

103
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Ira i Basukinath!

104
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- Bok.
- Bok.

105
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Kako ste?

106
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- Vau.
- Hvala.

107
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Bok.

108
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Tako slatka kuća.

109
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Dobra večer.

110
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Vi ste prilično bogati, čovječe!

111
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- Vrlo lijepo.
- Oh, ja ću.

112
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Hvala.

113
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- Hvala.
- Hvala, gospodine.

114
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Molim.

115
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U redu, prije svega,
što ćeš popiti?

116
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,668
Želite li isprobati nešto novo?

117
00:09:51,752 --> 00:09:54,000
Naravno, morate li uopće pitati?

118
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A što da vam ponudim, doktore?

119
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Ja sam dobro. Hvala!

120
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,376
hajde Ne budi formalan!

121
00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:06,252
Ne pijemo!

122
00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:09,416
zapravo,
Uzet ću i sok od naranče.

123
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,752
Čovječe, što je ovo?

124
00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:15,208
Hajde Basuki,
ne budi razmažen!

125
00:10:15,252 --> 00:10:17,376
Kako može biti
zabava bez pića?

126
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,460
Zapravo, ne pijemo.

127
00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:24,332
Stvarno? Nisam to znao.

128
00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:28,832
Ako ćete popiti sok,
zašto sok od naranče?

129
00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:30,960
Donijet ću ti nešto zanimljivo!

130
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,000
Zanimljivo poput?

131
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:37,332
Kao, ne znam, kivi,
ili ogrozd ili možda crveni ribiz!

132
00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:39,168
Wow!

133
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,500
Rohit je tako divan domaćin!

134
00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:42,752
Crveni ribiz za mene!

135
00:10:42,832 --> 00:10:43,500
U redu.

136
00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,168
Hm...

137
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,540
I za vas crveni ribiz, gospodine?

138
00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:52,460
Ne, obični sok od naranče, molim.

139
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,124
Ne želiš probati?

140
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,792
Ne, hvala.

141
00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:00,708
Jeste li sigurni?

142
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:05,500
Samo obična i jednostavna narančasta
sok bi bio divan.

143
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,500
Bit će idealno.

144
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,332
U redu, uzet ću to.

145
00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,292
Hvala.

146
00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:15,792
Ja ću zapaliti vatru.

147
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,832
Sanya.

148
00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,708
Sanja!

149
00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:35,208
Što se dogodilo?

150
00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:36,416
Što?

151
00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:39,332
Ovdje nema crvenog ribiza.

152
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,624
Što ćemo sad?

153
00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:41,876
Hvala Bogu, ima soka od naranče.

154
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,124
inače,
ovaj bi te čovjek ubio.

155
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:48,916
Ne hvala, jednostavno i jednostavno
sok od naranče molim.

156
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,376
Zašto je tako ozbiljan?

157
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,624
On je liječnik, vidite.

158
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,960
Čini se kao ravnatelj.

159
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:03,000
Trebamo li poslužiti obični sok od naranče
i onoj jadnoj djevojci Iri?

160
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
(Toči gin)

161
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,668
To bi trebalo biti dobro.

162
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,792
Vaš sok od naranče, gospodine!

163
00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:23,876
Oprosti, Ira. crveni ribiz
ispalo je malo kiselo.

164
00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:30,752
Ne brini Basuki,
sok od naranče je sasvim u redu.

165
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,040
(Basuki šmrcne)

166
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,500
- Mm
- Hm.

167
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,332
Ne, želim crveni ribiz.

168
00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:40,792
Probajte barem.

169
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:44,124
Zašto bih? Ponudio si se
ja crveni ribiz, sad mi ga donesi.

170
00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,668
Ira... Pristojno.

171
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,668
Probaj ljubavi!

172
00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:54,960
(Svi otpiju gutljaj)

173
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,376
Hmm...

174
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,752
kako je

175
00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,252
Sok od naranče...

176
00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:04,624
Najbolji sok od naranče ikada!

177
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:12,584
(zvona djedovog sata)

178
00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,332
Nije li ovaj prtljažnik prevelik?

179
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,916
Spremate li u njega toplu odjeću?

180
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,124
Ne, ne. Bez tople odjeće,

181
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:41,168
samo mrtvo tijelo!

182
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,876
On se šali!

183
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,000
- Čije tijelo?
- Lorda Curzona.

184
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,876
Lord Curzon!

185
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,960
(Nekontroliran smijeh)

186
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,208
Jadni Lord Curzon!

187
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,040
On je unutar toga!

188
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,500
Tko je Lord Curzon?

189
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,500
Pitaj njega. On je unutar toga.

190
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,208
Dosta Rohita!

191
00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:08,832
- On se šali.
- Oprostite.

192
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,876
Naravno.

193
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,916
Ako je nekoga zadržao
unutar ovoga čak i za zabavu,

194
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,168
onda će on
umrijeti od gušenja!

195
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,460
Dupe...jebote...što?

196
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,916
Gušenje!

197
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,876
Nedostatak kisika!

198
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,168
Nijedno ljudsko biće ne može preživjeti bez
to više od tri minute!

199
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:35,584
Vau, doktore,
ti stvarno znaš što je sranje, ha?

200
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,752
Ovo će biti zabavno!

201
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,460
Prestani Rohit!

202
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,668
Njegov smisao za humor je stvarno kriv.

203
00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,708
Samo malo.

204
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,668
Ira, idemo ti donijeti još soka od naranče...

205
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,752
I pokazat ću ti kuću..

206
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,668
Možeš li otvoriti taj prtljažnik?

207
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,460
Što?

208
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,752
Zar ne mogu zbijati šale?

209
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:09,040
Čak mu je i smisao za humor loš!

210
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:13,084
Oh moj... Dobro-
Dobar vic doc!

211
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:16,168
"Mogu li otvoriti prtljažnik?"

212
00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,876
Oh čovječe...

213
00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:22,332
Vau.

214
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,708
Napravili ste labirint ispod kuće?

215
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,208
Vinski podrum.

216
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,792
U redu, vi ste ozbiljno bogati!

217
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,376
Znaš što, kad sam upoznao Rohita,
Nisam se osjećao kao da jesam

218
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,252
susrevši ga prvi put.

219
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,960
On je smiješan.

220
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,376
Čak se ni meni ne da
znam ga tako dugo..

221
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,084
Prilično je (nestašan) zar ne?

222
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,252
(Khura)...što?

223
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,540
"Khurafati"

224
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,416
"Khurafati"?

225
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,332
Znači zločest.

226
00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:52,332
Oh.

227
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,252
Ili bi mogao biti zao!

228
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,332
Da?

229
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,332
Mislim ozbiljno, tko se ovako šali!

230
00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:05,960
Lord Curzon!

231
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,500
Unutar prtljažnika.

232
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,332
Zna li Basuki?

233
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,416
(klavirska tipka)

234
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:23,500
Dakle... Gospodine, kakav ste vi doktor?

235
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,584
Što ti znaš
o medicini?

236
00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:31,624
Ne puno, bio sam u
bolnicu nekoliko puta.

237
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:36,668
Jednom za sumnju na denge,
drugi put za tifus...

238
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:39,752
I ne sjećam se jasno, ali...

239
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,084
To mi je rekla moja baka
Čak sam i rođen u bolnici!

240
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:48,584
Pod nadzorom liječnika! Zamisliti!

241
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,624
Dakle, medicina znači... bolnice?
Jako lijepo!

242
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:59,040
Ne, ne. Liječnici. I medicinske sestre također.

243
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:10,460
Medicinska znanost se ne bavi liječnicima,
bolnice, ili medicinske sestre, g. Rohit.

244
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,332
Oh?

245
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,832
Riječ je o ljudskom životu!

246
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,876
Ah...

247
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,332
Svetost ljudskog života!

248
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:31,292
Da ste znali ovo,
ne bi se šalio sa smrću!

249
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,832
Mislite da je bila šala?

250
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:55,832
Ajde doktore!

251
00:17:57,168 --> 00:18:00,168
Opet te imam, zar ne? Pravo?

252
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,540
Oprosti, oprosti.

253
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Oprostite.

254
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,376
(klavirska tipka)

255
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:27,668
Jesu li ovo tvoje?

256
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:30,752
Vau.

257
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:35,000
Kada ih nosite?
Nikad te nisam vidio u ovim.

258
00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,916
U posebnim prilikama.

259
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,916
Ozbiljno?

260
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,960
Želiš li probati?

261
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,292
Ne, ne. Izgledat ću kao iz crtića.

262
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,540
Nije crtić - Kraljica!

263
00:18:57,416 --> 00:19:00,000
Taj stari!

264
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:04,500
Vaš doktor će poludjeti!

265
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:07,084
Pokušajte jednom.

266
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,460
Stvarno?

267
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:30,460
(Zvuk kucanja)

268
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,668
(Zvuk kucanja)

269
00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:43,460
(Glazba)

270
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,000
(Kucanje se nastavlja)

271
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960
(Zvuk kucanja)

272
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,416
Basuki!

273
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,752
Basuki!

274
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,876
kako izgledam

275
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,124
kako izgledam

276
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,208
Ne sviđa ti se?

277
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,376
Trebam li se promijeniti?

278
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,416
Netko je unutra.

279
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,252
Ovdje unutra?

280
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,416
Upravo sam čuo kucanje.

281
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:29,416
Rohit se šalio.

282
00:21:29,752 --> 00:21:32,460
Čuo sam to svojim ušima.

283
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,252
ništa ne čujem.

284
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,960
Slušaj sad.

285
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:51,668
Sada.

286
00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:05,416
ništa ne čujem.

287
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:09,252
Kako uopće možeš slušati
ako stalno blebećeš?

288
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:15,292
Fokus.

289
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:20,040
Uši su ti postale preoštre
ali tvoje oči slabije.

290
00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:25,124
Zar ne možeš šutjeti
čak ni na sekundu, Ira?

291
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,792
Nastavi čekati. Slušaj dalje. možda
u deblu skače štakor.

292
00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:45,876
ali čovjek koji stoji ispred vas
za vas je nevidljiv.

293
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,708
(Zvuk kucanja)

294
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,960
Ona je lijepa, zar ne?

295
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,876
Rohit, crveniš li se?

296
00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,960
Što? Ne!

297
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,668
Sviđa ti se, zar ne?

298
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,292
Zaboravi sve to,
čime ćemo ih hraniti za večeru?

299
00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:31,376
Moramo razmisliti.

300
00:23:53,584 --> 00:23:56,916
Nije ti stalo do mene ni malo,
da li ti

301
00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:02,500
Prvi put imamo
zajedno izašli iz kuće.

302
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,708
Ako ti se ne sviđa,
vratimo se.

303
00:24:07,252 --> 00:24:08,460
Hm?

304
00:24:10,876 --> 00:24:13,752
Još ima vremena prije
stiže sljedeći autobus.

305
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,624
Mogli bismo i otići i
čekati na autobusnoj stanici.

306
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,752
Bolje je nego sjediti
ovdje s pokvarenim licem.

307
00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,668
Idemo.

308
00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:35,168
Čija je ovo haljina?

309
00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:44,624
Jeste li to upravo primijetili?

310
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:51,792
Ok, reci mi sada.
Izgledam li lijepo u njemu?

311
00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:58,040
Hoćeš li ići kući noseći to?

312
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:01,960
Samo idi i vrati ga.

313
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,960
Zabrinut samo za povratak.

314
00:25:14,832 --> 00:25:18,252
(Sanya stenje)

315
00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,208
što ti misliš

316
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,124
Što se događa dolje?

317
00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,292
Sveti Basukinath se neće pomaknuti.

318
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,500
- Stvarno?
- Da se kladimo.

319
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,876
Čak ni poljubac?

320
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,708
Vidite i sami.

321
00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:10,668
Što sam ti rekao?

322
00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:13,832
Baš si kreten!

323
00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:17,668
Jadna djevojka!

324
00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:31,668
Što se ovdje dogodilo?

325
00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,832
Što se događa?

326
00:26:36,832 --> 00:26:40,416
Čak i kraljica Viktorija
nije bilo učinkovito, ha?

327
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:43,460
Rohit, donesi joj sok od naranče, molim te.

328
00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:49,208
Prvo naručimo pizzu!
Onda ćemo razgovarati o tome!

329
00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,584
Što je u prtljažniku?

330
00:26:52,124 --> 00:26:56,208
Dobro Basuki,
to je bila šala i sada je gotovo.

331
00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:01,916
Razgovarajmo o hrani.
Možemo naručiti ili pizzu ili kinesku!

332
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,584
Deblo.
Možete li otvoriti prtljažnik?

333
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,624
Haha! Dobra šala Basuki!

334
00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:10,668
ja sam ozbiljan

335
00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,124
I ja sam!

336
00:27:12,668 --> 00:27:15,084
Pizza ili kineska?

337
00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:16,916
On mrzi Kineze.

338
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Dakle, pizza onda?

339
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,500
Dobro, dakle, što on voli?

340
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,084
Nikad ne izlazimo!

341
00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,752
(Zvuk kucanja)

342
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,668
Jeste li čuli to?

343
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,168
Dobro, naručujem
pizza za sve!

344
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:44,500
Vegetariana za Basuki sa
bez luka, bez češnjaka i bez đumbira!

345
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,584
Bez đumbira!

346
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,916
I bez žute paprike.

347
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,668
u redu, u redu.

348
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,084
Što je s tobom?

349
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,168
Želim piletinu-tikka-masalu!

350
00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:54,584
Mesna gozba!

351
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,832
U redu, dakle jedna pileća tikka masala,

352
00:27:57,292 --> 00:28:02,916
jedan vegetarijanac, bez češnjaka,
bez luka, bez đumbira.

353
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,000
Što je s tobom?

354
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,252
Podijelit ću Rohitovo meso...gozba.

355
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:13,252
Rohit! Dobar si u naručivanju.

356
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,832
Da.

357
00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,792
Hajde, ti mi pomozi!

358
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,124
dođi

359
00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:35,292
Basuki...

360
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
oprosti

361
00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:44,416
Rohit nije trebao započeti.

362
00:28:44,752 --> 00:28:45,876
(klavirska tipka)

363
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,876
Za početak je to bila loša šala.

364
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:04,168
Hvala što ste nas upoznali.

365
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,416
Stvarno smo te željeli upoznati!

366
00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:16,876
Rohit je planirao kuhati za tebe, ali...

367
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:20,460
stvari su se dogodile.

368
00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:30,292
Ira uvijek priča o tebi.

369
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:35,084
Stvarno joj je stalo do tebe.

370
00:29:35,124 --> 00:29:38,084
Ti si sretnik.

371
00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:46,168
Ona također govori o tebi.

372
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,040
- Hm.
- Mhm.

373
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,252
Dakle, ti si faca, glumica?

374
00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:59,000
Jeste li vidjeli moje filmove?

375
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,332
Ne. Nemam vremena za ništa od toga.

376
00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:06,124
Ali vidio sam plakat.

377
00:30:06,624 --> 00:30:10,040
I naravno, Ira mi je rekla za to.

378
00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:15,792
Ti si stvarno dobar glumac!

379
00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:19,752
Hvala.

380
00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,792
Što je u prtljažniku?

381
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,624
Hajde sad! Ne ubijaj našu šalu.

382
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:31,876
Gdje je ključ?

383
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:35,252
(Zvuk biranja)

384
00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:41,832
dobro veče! Njeno veličanstvo pizza!

385
00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:45,376
Da, bok, u redu,
htjeli bismo naručiti dva broja 23,

386
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:49,960
jedan broj sedam i jedan
broj 31 s prilagodbom.

387
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Dakle, jedan broj 23 s prilagodbom.

388
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,040
Ne, broj 31 s prilagodbom.

389
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,376
A prilagodba je sljedeća -

390
00:30:56,416 --> 00:31:00,124
Bez paprike,
bez luka i češnjaka, i bez...

391
00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:02,584
- Đumbir.
- Đumbir. Bez đumbira!

392
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,000
Samo želim jednom provjeriti.

393
00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:11,792
hajde
Mislio sam da imaš smisla za humor!

394
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:16,876
Pa, ne znam ni je li
ima đumbir u sebi pa, kako ga mogu ukloniti?

395
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:17,832
Ne može ukloniti đumbir.

396
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,752
Ne, kažem, ne znam ni da li
čak ima i đumbira.

397
00:31:21,832 --> 00:31:22,916
Dakle, kako ga mogu ukloniti?

398
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,000
Ne može ukloniti đumbir.

399
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:29,540
Jedete đumbir kod kuće, zar ne?

400
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,500
Ona se tako dobro brine za tebe.

401
00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:39,040
Dobro, ne, ne, ne, idem
ponovi sve posljednji put, u redu?

402
00:31:39,124 --> 00:31:41,500
Dva broja 23,
jedan broj 7 i jedan broj

403
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,916
31 s prilagodbom.

404
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,500
Bez đumbira.

405
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,376
Đumbir je u redu!

406
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:47,876
O Bože, u redu, oprosti!

407
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,500
Broj 31 sa
prilagodba-neka đumbir bude!

408
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,916
Dakle, 23 je sa
prilagodba i broj 7 koji želite...

409
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,416
Ne, ne, ne, sve si krivo shvatio!
Što nije u redu s tobom?

410
00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:59,168
Da sve ponovim.

411
00:31:59,332 --> 00:32:01,540
Jedna pileća tikka bez luka,
bez češnjaka!

412
00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:05,084
Ne ne ne! Vegetarijana bez luka,
bez češnjaka i đumbira!

413
00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:06,376
Ali rekao je da ne može ukloniti đumbir.

414
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:09,040
Ne, nisam rekao da ne mogu ukloniti đumbir.

415
00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:13,040
Rekao sam da ne znam ni je li
ima đumbir na prvom mjestu!

416
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,252
U redu, slušaj me vrlo pažljivo, prijatelju.

417
00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:18,376
Opet ću se ponoviti.

418
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,416
dobro!

419
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,584
Jedna pileća tikka sa svime,
jedna gozba sa svime,

420
00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:25,916
Ne, oprosti,
dvije mesne gozbe sa svime.

421
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,376
i jedna vegetarijanska bez luka,
bez češnjaka, ali s đumbirom.

422
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,460
Sad ti to ponovi.

423
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,708
Dobro - jedna mesna gozba,
bez luka, bez češnjaka.

424
00:32:35,752 --> 00:32:37,000
Jedna piletina tikka masala.

425
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,252
I jedna vegetarijanska s dodatnim đumbirom,
ekstra češnjak...

426
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:42,376
Koji ti je kurac!
Pogriješili ste sve brojeve!

427
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,500
Nije li Vegetariana broj 31?

428
00:32:44,584 --> 00:32:48,332
Ne, ovdje u meniju piše 31!

429
00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:50,292
Mislim da imate stari jelovnik.

430
00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:53,832
To nije moj problem! Ti se nosi s tim!
Ispravi moju narudžbu!

431
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,668
Hvala vam puno!
Živjela kraljica!

432
00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,124
(Ira Chuckles)
— Živjela kraljica!

433
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:03,208
Jebeni kurac...

434
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,376
U redu je, duboko udahni!

435
00:33:13,752 --> 00:33:16,792
Napravili ste dobar posao!

436
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,916
oprezno!

437
00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:35,252
Čini se pomalo bljutavo, zar ne?

438
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:41,668
Trebali bismo pjevati i plesati.

439
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,124
- Naravno.
- Zabava!

440
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,624
Kakav je ovo CD?

441
00:33:53,752 --> 00:33:55,624
Tako velik...

442
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,876
Ovdje na ovom mjestu
sve je veće veličine.

443
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,084
Samo je veličina zemlje mala!

444
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:06,124
(Zvuk kucanja)

445
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,376
(Glazba počinje)

446
00:34:14,584 --> 00:34:17,584
Tko sluša tako duhovitu glazbu?

447
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,584
Hoćemo li plesati?

448
00:34:27,624 --> 00:34:29,084
Da!

449
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,040
Lord Curzon također mora
plesati ovako.

450
00:34:50,124 --> 00:34:53,124
(Uzbuđeni smijeh)

451
00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:57,040
dosta!

452
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,500
Bog! ti si pijan!

453
00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,752
Što si pio?

454
00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:09,040
Što si pio?

455
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,792
Sok od naranče!

456
00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:14,752
Sok od naranče!

457
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,500
Sok od naranče!

458
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,376
Što se ovdje događa?
Zašto mi kvariš ženu?

459
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,168
Korumpirati?

460
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,916
Iskvareno kao i ukaljano!

461
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,792
Okaljan sam
- zahvaljujući soku od naranče!

462
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,916
Tko je Lord Curzon, Ira?

463
00:35:38,376 --> 00:35:40,416
Kako ga poznaješ?
Gdje ste se upoznali?

464
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,332
Basuki, nemoj opet molim te!

465
00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:44,000
Šššššš!

466
00:35:44,624 --> 00:35:48,500
Razgovaram sa svojom ženom,
molim te ne miješaj se!

467
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,000
Gdje ste ga upoznali?

468
00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:51,876
bila je šala..

469
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,752
Jebeno šuti!

470
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,208
Vi i vaša žena imate
zalio piće moje žene

471
00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:59,292
a sad ti pricas
meni je to jebena šala!

472
00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:00,332
Ona nije moja žena!

473
00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:02,252
Što god!
Ti mi reci...

474
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,916
Tko je Lord Curzon?
Reci mi!

475
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,376
Gdje ste se upoznali i
kako ga poznaješ?

476
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,208
U pubu...

477
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,416
Pub?!

478
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,000
ha?

479
00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,624
Odem tamo ponekad,
preko dana jesti..

480
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,376
U pubu?

481
00:36:17,668 --> 00:36:19,208
Oprosti Basu...

482
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:23,376
Trebala sam ti reći.

483
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:26,416
Bila je to greška,
Neću to ponoviti.

484
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,876
Obećavam, neću.

485
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,832
Koliko ste ga puta sreli?

486
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,208
- Upoznao koga?
- Lord Curzon! Tko drugi?

487
00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:36,168
Nikad ga nisam upoznao, nikad ga nisam upoznao.

488
00:36:36,252 --> 00:36:38,084
Koliko puta Ira?

489
00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:42,376
Samo jednom ili dvaput...

490
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,124
Jednom ili dvaput?

491
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,668
Basu, ne razumiješ,
Samo sam ga vidio...

492
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,916
Samo njega vidio?

493
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,040
A što radite kada
ti 'samo gledaš'?

494
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,876
Što radite kada
upoznaješ li ga Ira?

495
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,332
Basu... sve krivo shvaćaš.

496
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,208
Nema ništa od toga...

497
00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,752
Kad se vratimo kući,
objasnit ću -

498
00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:03,416
Reci mi što radiš
učiniti kad ga upoznaš, Ira?

499
00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:09,252
Što radite kada
upoznaj ga, Ira...

500
00:37:09,332 --> 00:37:13,460
Što ću s tim starim čudakom?
S jednom nogom u lijesu.

501
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:18,460
Što radiš kad ga sretneš?
Odgovori na to!

502
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,376
Hodala sam s njim, u redu!

503
00:37:24,332 --> 00:37:25,876
znao sam!

504
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,752
znao sam!

505
00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:30,084
(Glazba)

506
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:33,000
(Ira uzdahne)

507
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,624
znao sam!

508
00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:40,668
Zapravo, to nije bio spoj.
Samo sam se zabavljao.

509
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,668
Prije je samo izgledao staro.

510
00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:17,208
Dobar dan, g. Curzon!

511
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,040
Želite li pokušati
danas nešto novo za ručak?

512
00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,292
Imamo orački ručak,
bangeri i kaša...

513
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:25,040
Ne!

514
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,460
Samo ribu i krumpiriće, molim.

515
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Tako je tužan, prokleti starac!

516
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,792
Misliš li da je ikada išta pojeo
osim ribe i krumpirića?

517
00:38:53,084 --> 00:38:56,960
Sanya, neka pojede svoje
riba i krumpirići i umrijeti, koga briga?

518
00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:04,084
Zapravo to nije bio spoj, bila je ljubavna veza.

519
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,208
Želite li znati detalje?

520
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:10,752
Kada smo to učinili? Gdje smo to učinili?
Kako smo to uspjeli?

521
00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,540
Lord Curzon...

522
00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:15,208
Ahh...

523
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:20,084
Imao je tako slatke usne.

524
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,708
Mmm... Način na koji bi to zavrtio.

525
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,168
Već sam mokar!

526
00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:33,500
Kakav čovjek! Pravi muškarac!

527
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,292
(Glazba)

528
00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:50,624
Gdje je taj gad?

529
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:53,416
- Ubit ću ga!
- (Rohit se smije)

530
00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:55,792
Čemu služe prijatelji?

531
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,960
On je već mrtav, doktore!

532
00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:04,124
Želite piće za proslavu?

533
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,876
Dosta mi je ovoga.

534
00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,624
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.

535
00:40:21,832 --> 00:40:22,792
Je li u prtljažniku?

536
00:40:22,832 --> 00:40:24,292
Mrtav?

537
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040
Otvorite prtljažnik.

538
00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:32,960
Jeste li sigurni?

539
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:36,040
Ne, ne vjerujem nikome od vas!

540
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,540
Otvori prtljažnik!
Moram ga vidjeti mrtvog!

541
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:39,876
Jeste li ga potpuno izgubili?

542
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,000
šuti!

543
00:40:41,624 --> 00:40:45,584
- Kloni se toga, u redu!
- (Glazba)

544
00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:49,124
Uzmi ključ. Otvori prtljažnik!

545
00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:52,708
Ah, ključ...
Da, da, da, naravno, naravno...

546
00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,168
Oh-
Nemam ključ.

547
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,500
Otvori ga onda, nije me briga!

548
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,000
Dobro... zašto ne pitaš Sanju?
Otvorit ću ako me zamoli.

549
00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:06,960
Rekao sam, otvori!

550
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:10,668
Rekao sam ti, traži Sanjino dopuštenje.
Pripada njoj.

551
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,416
ha ha ha...

552
00:41:13,624 --> 00:41:15,624
Smiješan čovjek!

553
00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,752
Nema više šale, molim.

554
00:41:19,124 --> 00:41:22,124
Tko se, dovraga, šali, doktore?

555
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,460
(Zvuk razbijanja stakla)

556
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,292
(Sanya piški)

557
00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,792
(Basuki gunđa)

558
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,376
O moj Bože!

559
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:25,832
(Basuki kuca)

560
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:27,792
Daj mi ključ!

561
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,500
Jeste li poludjeli?!

562
00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:31,584
Samo želim jednom provjeriti.

563
00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:34,124
To je šala, zašto ne shvatiš?

564
00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:37,708
rekla sam. Dati. Mi. The. Ključ!

565
00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:39,752
Pitaj Rohita.

566
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,668
Ne pokušavajte se ponašati pametno!

567
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,084
Kažem ti, Rohit ih ima.

568
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,124
u redu...

569
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,668
Ako je ovako želite igrati...

570
00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:51,832
ulazim!

571
00:42:51,876 --> 00:42:53,084
prestani!

572
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,332
ulazim!

573
00:43:11,084 --> 00:43:13,000
(Basuki punjenje)

574
00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:16,084
(Tup zvuk)

575
00:43:17,292 --> 00:43:20,292
(Glazba)

576
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,752
kučko!

577
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,416
(klavirska tipka)

578
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,124
Sad mi reci,
tko je, dovraga, Lord Curzon?

579
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,832
Kakav si ti Englez?

580
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,252
Ne znate ni vlastitu povijest?

581
00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:54,752
Nema više šale molim.

582
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,792
Tko je Lord Curzon? gdje je on

583
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,208
Tko ti je dao Britance
državljanstvo? Hmmm?

584
00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:04,876
Nisu testirali vašu povijest?

585
00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:09,584
Tisuće Indijaca
pod njegovom vlašću umro od gladi.

586
00:44:09,668 --> 00:44:12,792
Zbog gladi i gladi!

587
00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:16,584
Želiš li umrijeti?

588
00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:22,168
Nemoj mi jebeno gubiti vrijeme.
Reci mi gdje je Lord Curzon, tko je on?

589
00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,208
Ti lažni Engleze...

590
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,708
Nisi mogao biti poput njih
čak i kad biste htjeli.

591
00:44:32,752 --> 00:44:35,752
Ubij me ako to imaš u sebi.

592
00:44:38,168 --> 00:44:41,168
jebote...

593
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,416
(Zvuk kucanja)

594
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,376
(Glazba)

595
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,584
Hej, jeste li čuli to...

596
00:44:48,624 --> 00:44:52,584
Jeste li čuli to? On je tamo,
on je još živ, on je u ovome...

597
00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:55,668
- Ubit ću ga.
- (Zvuk zvona)

598
00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,208
To su vrata!

599
00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,500
Šššš... Nemoj-nemoj-nemoj
pokušaj me odvratiti, u redu?

600
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,084
Samo uzmi ključeve-
samo otvori ovo!

601
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:03,416
(Kucanje se nastavlja)

602
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:07,252
Zaboravili ste vlastitu teoriju
gušenja, doktore?

603
00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:09,584
Kako može biti živ u kovčegu?

604
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,332
ha?

605
00:45:11,832 --> 00:45:14,832
(Zvuk zvona)

606
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:20,416
Otvori vrata Basuki,
to je pizza!

607
00:45:22,832 --> 00:45:25,832
(klavirska tipka)

608
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:41,584
Njeno veličanstvo pizza!

609
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
To bi bilo 24 funte i 62 penija, gospođo!

610
00:45:45,584 --> 00:45:47,376
drži se! Dobit ću novac!

611
00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:49,416
Naravno.

612
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,208
- To je pizza čovjek.
- Pizza!

613
00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:02,292
Moramo mu platiti. 25 funti!

614
00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,252
Zar nisi čuo? 25 funti.

615
00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:06,000
Što? Jesam li ja domaćin?

616
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,832
Samo mi otvori, platit ću mu.

617
00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:08,876
Ne!

618
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,168
U džepu mu je.

619
00:46:10,252 --> 00:46:12,832
Opet! Ne pravi se pametan.

620
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,624
Zdravo?

621
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,500
Dolazak! Imaj strpljenja!

622
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:32,084
Možeš li brzo, molim te?
Moram obaviti druge dostave.

623
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,540
Pokazujući svoj lažni naglasak.

624
00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:34,540
Trebam li vratiti pizzu?

625
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,040
Ne, ne, jako sam gladan.

626
00:46:36,124 --> 00:46:38,376
Pa neka netko plati, ja nemam,
inače bih to platio.

627
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:40,832
Možeš li ikada šutjeti, Ira?

628
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,960
Oh!

629
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,376
Koji kurac!

630
00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:09,792
Ne budite uznemireni! To je samo igra!

631
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,000
Jesi li dobro prijatelju?

632
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,460
Da, da čovječe! To je samo igra.

633
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,668
Vrlo sličan našem
vrhunska zabava!

634
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,416
Oh, kako cool!

635
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:24,752
Želiš probati?

636
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:25,752
ne...

637
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:26,876
Ne večeras!

638
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,832
Hajde, probaj!

639
00:47:27,876 --> 00:47:29,708
Ne, moram dostaviti pizze.

640
00:47:29,832 --> 00:47:31,040
Zabavno je!

641
00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:34,124
Da, izgleda jako zabavno.

642
00:47:34,332 --> 00:47:38,792
U redu, samo naprijed i uzmi novčanik
iz džepa i krene.

643
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,876
Iz njegovog džepa?

644
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Da!

645
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,252
Žao mi je, to se samo čini pogrešnim.
Neću to učiniti.

646
00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:51,624
Jebeno hoćeš!

647
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,624
- Samo naprijed
- U redu je.

648
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,416
- (Pizzer se nakašlje)
- U redu je.

649
00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,460
(Glazba)

650
00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:08,124
(Pizzer pročišćava grlo)

651
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,752
- Polako...
- (Ira se nasmije)

652
00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:20,000
Ovdje nema ničega.

653
00:48:20,084 --> 00:48:26,708
Jeste li provjerili pizze? napravljeno
siguran da nema češnjaka, luka, đumbira?

654
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,040
Da, mesna gozba
nema luka ni češnjaka.

655
00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:32,124
Što?

656
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,000
Ovdje nema ničega.

657
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:35,500
Drugi džep.
Mesna gozba je bez luka?

658
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:37,084
A Vegetariana?

659
00:48:37,168 --> 00:48:39,752
Pa, pretpostavljam da ima luka.

660
00:48:41,124 --> 00:48:43,376
Pa, nema novčanik.

661
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:44,960
Vegetaraiana s lukom...

662
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,752
ali osjeća se kao ključ.

663
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,792
(Basuki mrmlja)
Luk - Hej!

664
00:48:48,832 --> 00:48:50,292
Ostavi ga.

665
00:48:51,252 --> 00:48:54,832
Ne želimo vaše pizze, uzmite ih natrag.

666
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,876
Žao mi je gospodine.

667
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,208
Ne prihvaćamo povrate.

668
00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,084
Vrati ih, rekao sam!

669
00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:04,168
Slušaj, zadrži ili baci
još moraš platiti.

670
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,376
Želim razgovarati s vašim upraviteljem!

671
00:49:05,624 --> 00:49:06,332
Ne!

672
00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:08,124
- Molim?
- Ja sam upravitelj.

673
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:10,168
Gospodine upravitelje, odvedite ih!

674
00:49:10,252 --> 00:49:12,168
- Baba, gladan sam.
- Ali ipak morate platiti gospodine.

675
00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,460
Sranje!

676
00:49:14,668 --> 00:49:19,208
Slušaj, druže. Ne želimo vaše
jebene pizze! Gubi se odavde!

677
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,460
Ili ću i tebe vezati.

678
00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:22,916
igrajmo se!

679
00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:27,376
dobro onda...

680
00:49:28,084 --> 00:49:30,084
(Pizzer pročišćava grlo)

681
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,752
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj!

682
00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:36,000
Što si rekao da si našao u mom džepu?

683
00:49:37,084 --> 00:49:38,292
Nema tu novca!

684
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,000
Da, ali što ste pronašli?

685
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,584
Jebeni ključ, brate!

686
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:43,960
Hvala vam puno.

687
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,292
sta cekas
Jebeno odlazi sada!

688
00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:49,916
- Bok.
- Da, dosta!

689
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,460
Jebi ga, jebeni čudaci.

690
00:49:52,624 --> 00:49:55,624
Jebeni kolačići.

691
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,332
Zatvori vrata!

692
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:03,832
luk...

693
00:50:08,124 --> 00:50:13,124
Zar ne želite pogledati unutra
prtljažnik sada, doktore?

694
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:16,916
Zdravo?

695
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,960
Čuli ste ga, zar ne?

696
00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:22,084
Imam ključ.

697
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,376
ključ...

698
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,460
(Glazba)

699
00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:20,460
Sretan sada?

700
00:51:20,752 --> 00:51:23,752
Rekao sam ti da je šala.

701
00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:27,752
Odvezujem ih.

702
00:51:45,752 --> 00:51:48,708
Hvala.

703
00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:51,876
ja -

704
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,124
I kucanje koje sam čuo...

705
00:51:54,332 --> 00:51:59,460
Rekao sam ti da ti zvoni u ušima,
sad shvaćaš?

706
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:07,124
Osjećam se užasno
za ono što sam ti učinio.

707
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:13,960
Ako se želite nekome ispričati,
ispričaj se svojoj ženi!

708
00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:16,416
Stvarno si je povrijedio.

709
00:52:16,624 --> 00:52:18,960
Neće razumjeti.

710
00:52:19,332 --> 00:52:22,084
Sve je bila šala.

711
00:52:22,168 --> 00:52:24,500
Nadam se da sada razumiješ.

712
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:29,540
Čak i ono o čemu je Ira rekla
Lord Curzon, sve to.

713
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,916
Postoji li Lord Curzon uopće?

714
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,876
(Rohit se ruga)

715
00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:50,916
Rekao sam vam, ljudi, on ne razumije
kakva je to šala.

716
00:52:51,624 --> 00:52:54,540
Basuki, stvarno si sretan.

717
00:52:57,460 --> 00:53:00,460
Hvala svojim zvijezdama; Da sam za tebe bio u braku
netko poput mene umjesto Ire...

718
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,832
sad bi bio u prtljažniku.

719
00:53:04,624 --> 00:53:06,668
Sve pod kontrolom doktora.

720
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,292
Hoćeš li sada nešto popiti?

721
00:53:08,376 --> 00:53:10,624
ja ću piti.
Ma tko što kaže!

722
00:53:10,668 --> 00:53:11,460
Dobro!

723
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,752
volim popiti.

724
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:13,876
Prije sam pio
prije nego što sam se udala,

725
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,292
a poslije a da ti ne kažem.

726
00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:18,376
Sad ti pijem u lice.
živjeli!

727
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,460
Popij doktore.
Osjećat ćete se bolje.

728
00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,040
Samo običan i
jednostavan sok od naranče, molim.

729
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,876
Slušaj ne glumi,
piješ i ja to znam.

730
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,124
Ima dana kada
Mogu to namirisati s tebe.

731
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:36,584
Oh, vau. ti si
joker u čoporu, doktore!

732
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,792
Popij piće, inače Gospodine
Curzon će se stvarno pojaviti.

733
00:53:40,832 --> 00:53:43,376
Ne opet Rohit.
Nema više Curzonovih šala.

734
00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:44,832
u redu, u redu.

735
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,124
(Basuki pročišćava grlo)

736
00:53:53,124 --> 00:53:54,584
u redu...

737
00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:57,752
Daj mi jednu malu.

738
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,124
Irski viski!

739
00:54:01,376 --> 00:54:03,000
Sada razgovaramo.

740
00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:06,208
- "Mi ne pijemo"
- (Rohit se smije)

741
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:11,752
Usput, sada počinješ
čini mi se poluenglez.

742
00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:31,292
(klavirska tipka)

743
00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:36,832
(Rohit se trzne)

744
00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:48,252
- Jesi li dobro?
- Da, samo jednom provjeri.

745
00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,668
Da, sada je dobro.

746
00:55:05,252 --> 00:55:09,460
(zvona djedovog sata)

747
00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:15,708
Evo vaše klasike
engleski doručak.

748
00:55:15,752 --> 00:55:18,040
Hvala ti puno!

749
00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:21,252
I jako mi je žao
o mom ponašanju.

750
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:36,416
Ah, ovo je zapravo ugodno.

751
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:39,252
Hvala.

752
00:55:40,252 --> 00:55:42,084
Imam hipertenziju!

753
00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:45,668
I zato ga, ponekad, nađem
teško obuzdati svoj bijes.

754
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:46,916
Hmm.

755
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,960
Vau doktore, upravo ste sami sebi postavili dijagnozu!

756
00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:52,876
Vrlo dobro.

757
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:55,460
Počelo je u mom djetinjstvu.

758
00:55:55,584 --> 00:55:59,460
Oh, zašto nam nisi prije rekao?

759
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,292
Bio sam zarobljen unutra
spremnik tjednima!

760
00:56:07,416 --> 00:56:08,752
Kontejner?

761
00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:14,252
- Bez šale.
- Ne, ne, ne šali se.

762
00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:20,668
Nisam mogao disati!

763
00:56:21,624 --> 00:56:23,960
Ne znam kako sam preživjela...

764
00:56:24,084 --> 00:56:29,540
Hmm, ali kako si?
ući u kontejner?

765
00:56:36,792 --> 00:56:38,708
Putovao sam u kontejneru...

766
00:56:38,752 --> 00:56:40,292
Dospjeti ovdje.

767
00:56:46,292 --> 00:56:51,332
Ova zemlja je spasila moje roditelje,
dao im je novi život, novu priliku.

768
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,376
Što je neovisno
Indija ih ima ponuditi?

769
00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:01,252
Glad, siromaštvo,
možda korupcija, ugnjetavanje!

770
00:57:01,332 --> 00:57:03,624
Oh Basuki, nemoj početi harati
o tvojoj Engleskoj

771
00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,792
i kako je to velika država.

772
00:57:06,584 --> 00:57:11,000
Danas sam što god jesam -
to je zbog ove zemlje.

773
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,792
Ne bih imao budućnost u Indiji!

774
00:57:12,832 --> 00:57:17,084
I zato se maksimalno trudim
biti od bilo kakve usluge mojoj zemlji.

775
00:57:17,292 --> 00:57:19,792
Moja zemlja, moja noga!
Englesku naziva svojom zemljom.

776
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,292
Da, to je moja zemlja i
ovo su moji ljudi.

777
00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,752
ljudi moji?

778
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,916
(klavirska tipka)

779
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,460
Smatraju li te jednim od njih?

780
00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,916
Naravno!

781
00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:41,208
Ja sam Britanac koliko i svi ostali.

782
00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:43,124
Oh stvarno?

783
00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:51,540
Jeste li čuli njegov naglasak?

784
00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:00,708
Kako glupo od mene,

785
00:58:00,752 --> 00:58:02,916
Samo pričam o sebi.

786
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,876
Naravno.

787
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,832
Ja vas jedva poznajem!

788
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:09,584
Koja je tvoja priča?
Kako ste došli u UK?

789
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,708
(telefon zvoni)

790
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:15,292
Ja ću uzeti to.

791
00:58:17,584 --> 00:58:20,000
(klavirska tipka)

792
00:58:20,752 --> 00:58:23,752
Dolazim, dolazim.

793
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:24,500
Zdravo.

794
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,832
Halo Henry? tko je ovo

795
00:58:27,124 --> 00:58:28,000
Zdravo!

796
00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:32,000
Želim razgovarati sa svojim mužem Henryjem.
Možete li ga molim vas staviti na liniju?

797
00:58:32,084 --> 00:58:33,624
Oprostite, krivi broj!

798
00:58:33,668 --> 00:58:35,916
pogrešan broj? kako to misliš

799
00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:39,376
Slušaj, to je moj ljetni dom
i želim razgovarati sa svojim mužem Henryjem.

800
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,960
Nazovi Henryja odmah!

801
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,416
Jedna minuta...

802
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:46,460
Poznaje li netko Henryja?

803
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,084
Žao nam je, Henry trenutno nije ovdje!

804
00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:00,084
Kako to misliš da ga nema?

805
00:59:00,168 --> 00:59:03,376
Jutros je jutros otišao tamo da
srediti stvari za sutra. A onda-

806
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:05,084
- Tko si ti?
- Ja...

807
00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:06,792
A što radiš
u mojoj ljetnoj kući?

808
00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,332
Priprema pića!

809
00:59:08,584 --> 00:59:11,208
Praviš piće u mojoj kući?
kako to misliš

810
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,624
Slušaj, gdje je Henry,
Moram razgovarati s njim -

811
00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:15,876
Nažalost, pogrešan broj. Živjela kraljica.

812
00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,832
(spušta slušalicu)

813
00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,832
Stara vještica!

814
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,416
(klavirska tipka)

815
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:29,500
Neka luda žena, izgleda da je izgubila muža.

816
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,208
Mora da nije
pažljivo ga čuvao.

817
00:59:31,252 --> 00:59:34,208
(klavirska tipka)

818
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,252
Kako se zvao muž?

819
00:59:39,332 --> 00:59:40,708
(klavirska tipka)

820
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,460
Lord Curzon!

821
00:59:42,624 --> 00:59:44,084
Hajde Rohit!

822
00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:47,584
Oprosti, oprosti, oprosti.

823
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,500
Pitali ste, doktore?

824
00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:57,124
Kako si došao ovamo?

825
00:59:57,292 --> 01:00:00,168
Imala sam posao.

826
01:00:00,376 --> 01:00:01,084
Oh stvarno?

827
01:00:01,252 --> 01:00:02,960
Da, doktore.

828
01:00:03,832 --> 01:00:06,168
Znate li za
Nacionalni zdravstveni sustav (NHS)?

829
01:00:06,252 --> 01:00:08,252
Naravno! Ja sam liječnik.

830
01:00:08,376 --> 01:00:10,332
uspio sam.

831
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,584
Cijeli softver, odmah od skice.

832
01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:17,752
Bio sam u osnovnoj arhitekturi
dizajnerski tim sustava.

833
01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:19,876
Prilično je dobro.

834
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,040
Koristim ga svakodnevno.

835
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,292
Što se tada dogodilo?

836
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,668
Napustio sam posao.

837
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,000
Zašto?

838
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,208
Mislio sam osnovati vlastitu tvrtku...

839
01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:36,084
Učinite nešto veliko u životu.

840
01:00:36,292 --> 01:00:37,208
To je ambiciozno.

841
01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:38,124
Hmm, znam.

842
01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:41,584
Zatim?

843
01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:45,040
Podnio sam zahtjev za produženje vize.

844
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:48,540
Dvije godine se ništa nije dogodilo.

845
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,960
Nastavio sam raditi,
nadajući se da ću ga jednog dana dobiti.

846
01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:58,040
Dobio sam pismo jednog dana...

847
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,376
Viza odbijena.

848
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:02,708
Odbijen?

849
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,792
Da, odbijeno!

850
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:08,540
Članak 322-5.

851
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500
Čekaj, to je za...

852
01:01:12,584 --> 01:01:17,500
Ne bojte se doktore,
Ja nisam terorist.

853
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,668
Radio sam za ove Engleze
tolike godine.

854
01:01:25,124 --> 01:01:28,332
Ovaj put,
Nisam mogao prijaviti porez na vrijeme.

855
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:31,416
Bio sam optužen za 322-5.

856
01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:36,460
Čini li me to teroristom?

857
01:01:37,668 --> 01:01:39,916
Ovdje nije kao Indija.

858
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,960
Ovdje svi moraju obaviti stvari na vrijeme.

859
01:01:43,168 --> 01:01:46,332
Ako ne stignete
ured sutra na vrijeme,

860
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,416
bi li te onda zvali teroristom?

861
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,208
Nikada ne kasnim!

862
01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:53,460
(Rohit uzdahne)

863
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,500
(Glazba)

864
01:02:05,332 --> 01:02:08,332
Pa, kako živiš ovdje?

865
01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:11,460
ja ne

866
01:02:13,376 --> 01:02:15,584
kako to misliš

867
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:25,584
Jeste li ilegalni imigrant?

868
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
- (Rohit se smije)
- (Glazba)

869
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,960
Jeste li znali za ovo?

870
01:02:49,252 --> 01:02:52,252
Vaši prijatelji su ilegalni imigranti.

871
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,460
Nisu li i tvoji roditelji bili...

872
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,916
ilegalni imigranti?

873
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,792
Pa što?

874
01:02:58,832 --> 01:03:00,752
Mogao bih izgubiti posao!
Ovo nije šala.

875
01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,500
Znate li uopće značenje šale?

876
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:03,668
"Nije šala."

877
01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:06,332
U redu, ne počinji ponovno svađu.

878
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:10,416
Ovo je moja kuća,
vi ste moji gosti...

879
01:03:10,668 --> 01:03:11,832
I nikad nisi upoznao Rohita.

880
01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:14,208
Da! Nikad me nisi upoznao.

881
01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,416
Doktore, još jedno piće?

882
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,708
Slušaj, ako imaš još iznenađenja,
molim te reci mi sada.

883
01:03:29,752 --> 01:03:32,208
Ne želim ulaziti
bilo kakvih problema kasnije.

884
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:35,960
Ne razumijem te, Basuki...

885
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,124
Mnogo volite ovu zemlju...

886
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:45,168
Pa zašto ste morali
otići u Indiju po ženu?

887
01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:48,460
Nije uspio šarmirati a
bijela žena.

888
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,252
Sigurno sam pokušao.

889
01:03:50,332 --> 01:03:51,708
nisi li

890
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,500
Ajme

891
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,540
Odlučio sam ne govoriti o svom privatnom životu.

892
01:03:59,584 --> 01:04:02,292
Nikad ne želiš raspravljati ni o čemu.

893
01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:05,084
Ne znam je li imao priču ili ne.

894
01:04:05,168 --> 01:04:06,208
Sigurno sam imao jedan!

895
01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,668
Stvarno?

896
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,584
Ovdje u Velikoj Britaniji?

897
01:04:09,624 --> 01:04:12,040
u Bhatindi (Indija). Na mom faksu.

898
01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:15,960
Puno o 'Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam'.
(Trajić Bollywood Romantic Film)

899
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,252
Ali moja je romansa bila kao DDLJ.
(Sretna bollywoodska ljubavna priča)

900
01:04:19,332 --> 01:04:20,376
Vau.

901
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:21,752
Samo moj otac nije rekao - Idi Simran,

902
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,752
živite život svojih snova!
(Kultni bollywoodski dijalog)

903
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:28,168
A momak nije došao na Željeznicu
kolodvor da pobjegne sa mnom bilo.

904
01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,624
Lažljivac.

905
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:42,960
Pitao me za moju
prošlosti prije nego što smo se vjenčali.

906
01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:46,252
Što sam trebao reći?

907
01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:49,832
Da sam ti rekao istinu, bi
vi ili vaša obitelj pristajete na brak?

908
01:04:49,876 --> 01:04:53,332
Sjeti se te reklame
dao u novinama?

909
01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:57,252
Poznati liječnik, koji živi u Londonu, je
traži ženu Punjabi (sjevernoindijsku).

910
01:04:57,332 --> 01:04:59,416
Punjabska supruga. Wow!

911
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,960
Nemoj još pljeskati,
prvo poslušaj cijelu reklamu...

912
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,292
Još se sjećaš?

913
01:05:03,376 --> 01:05:05,332
Svaka čast, red po red.

914
01:05:05,416 --> 01:05:08,124
Taj mi je oglas potpuno promijenio život.

915
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,332
Pošten, obrazovan u samostanu, govori engleski,

916
01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:15,292
Punjabi djevojka s prekrasnom kosom.

917
01:05:15,376 --> 01:05:18,876
Tko ne puši, nek pije,
ili konzumirati bilo koju vrstu droge.

918
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,584
I netko tko je imao
nema veze ni s jednim muškarcem.

919
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,332
Što znači djevica?

920
01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,460
čista!

921
01:05:25,752 --> 01:05:27,000
(Sanja se ruga)

922
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,168
Jadni Basuki!

923
01:05:29,332 --> 01:05:30,960
U Bhatindi je vladala luda navala
kad je došao u lov na nevjeste!

924
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,332
Rezervirao je cijeli hotel.

925
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:36,208
Kao da su indijski idoli
trajale su audicije.

926
01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:40,084
Naravno, nije to običan naslov,
Gospođa Basuki Nath.

927
01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:41,000
Nimalo!

928
01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:46,168
Pitaj moje roditelje, oni misle da jest
najveće postignuće mog života.

929
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:54,500
gospođo Basuki Nath!

930
01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:58,792
volis li ga

931
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,332
Je li uopće važno?

932
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,292
da li ti

933
01:06:14,752 --> 01:06:19,752
Volim ga jednako kao
on voli veliku Britaniju!

934
01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:30,376
To zahtijeva još jedan klin, doktore!

935
01:06:33,084 --> 01:06:34,460
Da, molim.

936
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,208
- Napravi mi veliku.
- (Glazba)

937
01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:37,792
naravno

938
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,540
Dakle, kako poznaješ moju nevinu ženu?

939
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:48,208
pa...

940
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,084
Popili smo nekoliko pića zajedno.

941
01:06:52,252 --> 01:06:54,876
- Živjeli.
- Hvala druže!

942
01:07:07,252 --> 01:07:12,252
Evo koktela
dana "Ciljevi veze"!

943
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,584
Vau.

944
01:07:20,084 --> 01:07:21,292
Lijepo.

945
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,832
Što ćeš jesti?

946
01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:27,708
Ne riba i pomfrit sigurno!

947
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,040
Nešto novo.

948
01:07:31,624 --> 01:07:35,876
Nema više ništa na jelovniku.
Sve ste probali.

949
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,252
Želite li nešto posebno?

950
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:46,752
Dođi sa mnom.

951
01:07:57,752 --> 01:08:00,752
Zar te ne izvodi?

952
01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:02,668
Uglavnom je zaposlen.

953
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:06,376
Ako izostane s posla makar i jedan dan,
mnogo života može biti izgubljeno.

954
01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,960
A što je s tvojim životom?

955
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:11,084
Već mi je spasio život,
udajom za mene.

956
01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:13,792
Sada spašava druge.

957
01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:16,584
Stvarno ga želim upoznati.

958
01:08:17,084 --> 01:08:19,916
- Rekao sam Rohitu za njega.
- Hm.

959
01:08:20,084 --> 01:08:22,960
Rohit will have fun meeting him.

960
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,416
Nikad neće doći.

961
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,168
I really want to meet Rohit.

962
01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:31,540
Dođite, svi ćemo se zabaviti!

963
01:08:32,124 --> 01:08:34,332
Rekao sam ti da je zauzet.

964
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:39,460
Ako izostane s posla jedan dan, hrpu
of Brits will find their way to heaven.

965
01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:42,752
Zašto ne subota?

966
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,832
Bog bi mogao pristati na ovo, ali neće.

967
01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:49,916
Should I cut some more coriander?

968
01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:53,960
Tell him your friend's a famous actress.

969
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,668
Reci mu o mojim filmovima.

970
01:08:57,376 --> 01:09:02,292
Reci mu da sam ga pozvala
ti u moj ljetnikovac.

971
01:09:11,624 --> 01:09:13,752
- Lagao si.
- (Glazba)

972
01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:17,252
Još jedna laž.

973
01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:21,916
Rekli ste da vam je prijateljica glumica?

974
01:09:22,084 --> 01:09:24,540
Da, ja sam glumac!

975
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,540
Glumica-konobarica ili konobarica-glumica?

976
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:29,960
Basu, hajde!
Radi kao konobarica na određeno vrijeme.

977
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,168
Stvarno?

978
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,916
Hoće li Kate Winslet ikada
raditi kao konobarica na 'honorarno'?

979
01:09:34,332 --> 01:09:36,960
Ja nisam Kate Winslet!

980
01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,416
Zašto jednostavno ne prihvatiš da si
nisi glumica prije svega?

981
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,252
Ne, ja sam glumac.

982
01:09:41,332 --> 01:09:42,124
Oh!

983
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,916
Ja sam propali glumac.

984
01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,040
Kako skromno!

985
01:09:45,124 --> 01:09:46,416
Ne, istina je.

986
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,292
Ja sam propali glumac.

987
01:09:49,876 --> 01:09:51,752
Trebao sam bolje provjeriti.

988
01:09:52,124 --> 01:09:53,168
Zaustavi Basukija.

989
01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:56,416
Ne, pusti ga da govori.

990
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,960
Problem je; vi prokleti Indijanci mislite,
možete doći ovamo i raditi bilo što!

991
01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:03,584
znate

992
01:10:03,624 --> 01:10:05,832
Bit će to šetnja kolačima.

993
01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:08,792
Ali za uspjeh ovdje treba talent.

994
01:10:08,832 --> 01:10:12,500
- Slažem se.
- Ne možete se natjecati s Britancima.

995
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:14,124
Njihovi standardi su vrlo vrlo visoki.

996
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,208
Vrlo, vrlo visoko.

997
01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:20,168
Kako glupo - mislio si da možeš
konkurirati engleskim glumicama.

998
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:25,500
Kako ste se natjecali
s engleskim doktorima?

999
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,624
naporno sam radio.

1000
01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:29,876
Školovao sam se.

1001
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,916
Dobio sam najbolje medicinsko obrazovanje
u cijelom svijetu.

1002
01:10:33,168 --> 01:10:35,084
I ja sam!

1003
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,960
Išao sam u najbolju dramsku školu,
u svijetu.

1004
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,708
Bio sam crÃ¨me da la crÃ¨me u RADA-i.

1005
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,668
RADA?

1006
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:48,500
Kraljevska akademija dramske umjetnosti!

1007
01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:55,708
Hm. Vjerojatno to nemaš u sebi.

1008
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:57,960
Možda i ne znam.

1009
01:10:58,332 --> 01:11:00,292
- Vidiš!
- znam

1010
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,624
Da... Ti nemaš njihov talent!

1011
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,084
Ili njihovu svijetlu kožu?

1012
01:11:06,168 --> 01:11:07,792
huh sranje!

1013
01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:10,416
Koliko smeđih znakova radi
vidiš u engleskim filmovima?

1014
01:11:10,460 --> 01:11:12,168
Rekao sam ti, ne gledam filmove.

1015
01:11:12,252 --> 01:11:13,168
Dosta Basu!

1016
01:11:13,252 --> 01:11:16,916
Ne, Ira, ti mi reci - jesam li ikada bio
diskriminiran

1017
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,960
zbog moje boje kože?

1018
01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,584
Engleska je poštena zemlja!

1019
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,624
Kako istinito!

1020
01:11:26,252 --> 01:11:29,876
Engleska je vrlo-jako "fer" zemlja!

1021
01:11:30,376 --> 01:11:31,708
Točno.

1022
01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:33,624
Hmm...

1023
01:11:34,252 --> 01:11:37,916
Ako toliko voliš ovu poštenu zemlju,

1024
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,540
zašto si otišao u Indiju pronaći ženu?

1025
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,584
Obrazovan u samostanu, govori engleski

1026
01:11:46,624 --> 01:11:47,708
POŠTENO!

1027
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,376
Tko dosad nije imao
veze s bilo kojim muškarcem!

1028
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:53,252
(Ira se smije)

1029
01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:57,208
(Zvuk kucanja)

1030
01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:59,500
- (Zvuk zvona)
- Ah, lorde Curzon!

1031
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,624
(Glazba)

1032
01:12:00,752 --> 01:12:02,332
Prestani se šaliti.

1033
01:12:02,668 --> 01:12:05,832
Idi i provjeri tko je tamo.

1034
01:12:08,752 --> 01:12:09,916
Njeno veličanstvo pizza!

1035
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,084
hej...

1036
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,792
Nisam mislio da ćeš se vratiti.

1037
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,460
morala sam!

1038
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,916
Dobro... koliko je?

1039
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,040
Pa, zapravo, to je komplementarno.

1040
01:12:20,124 --> 01:12:22,252
Provjerio sam i petljali smo se
povećajte svoju narudžbu.

1041
01:12:22,416 --> 01:12:24,708
Oh, kako slatko. Uđite!

1042
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,832
Uđi, uđi. Uđi ovamo.

1043
01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,540
Dođi, dođi, dođi.

1044
01:12:28,832 --> 01:12:31,460
Zatvori vrata za sobom, molim te.

1045
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:38,208
Dame i gospodo,
pogodite što - besplatna pizza je ovdje!

1046
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,708
Besplatno?

1047
01:12:40,832 --> 01:12:42,960
Ja ću uzeti to.

1048
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,292
Besplatno.

1049
01:12:46,752 --> 01:12:51,208
- Besplatna pizza druga je vrsta zadovoljstva!
- (Rohit pročišćava grlo)

1050
01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:05,000
Rohit, zašto je još uvijek ovdje?

1051
01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:08,876
Hoćeš piće prijatelju?

1052
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,916
Ne, ne, samo mi treba Henryjev potpis.

1053
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,668
Oh, dobro, naravno!

1054
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,876
Hvala.

1055
01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:20,500
(Pizzer pročišćava grlo)

1056
01:13:21,332 --> 01:13:24,752
Ispričavam se u ime
Njeno veličanstvo pizza.

1057
01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,416
Pokvarili smo vašu narudžbu.

1058
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,460
G. Henry je naš član zlatne kartice.

1059
01:13:29,624 --> 01:13:31,876
Samo mi treba da potpiše ovu cedulju.

1060
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:34,000
Henry?

1061
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,916
Henry!

1062
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:41,084
Možete li, molim vas, potpisati njegov listić
tako da može otići?

1063
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,624
On nije Henry!

1064
01:13:45,668 --> 01:13:46,668
On je!

1065
01:13:47,252 --> 01:13:49,040
Ne, nije!

1066
01:13:49,668 --> 01:13:51,460
kako znas

1067
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,708
Jeste li ga već sreli?

1068
01:13:53,832 --> 01:13:57,332
Pa ne, nisam, ali imam
dobra ideja kako on izgleda.

1069
01:13:57,460 --> 01:14:00,416
I, zašto ne izgleda kao Henry?

1070
01:14:02,252 --> 01:14:04,084
Jer... Henry ne sliči na njega!

1071
01:14:04,168 --> 01:14:05,916
To je poetično!

1072
01:14:06,252 --> 01:14:08,000
Slušaj, samo mi treba potpis.

1073
01:14:08,168 --> 01:14:11,084
Inače će mi trebati pizza natrag.

1074
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:14,168
Pa, uzmi ih natrag!

1075
01:14:14,876 --> 01:14:16,460
Sad ne mogu, zar ne?

1076
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,876
Onda uzmite Henryjev potpis.

1077
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:18,960
Ali on nije Henry!

1078
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,960
Zašto?

1079
01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:24,000
Jer po bilo kakvom napretku mašte,
ne liči na njega!

1080
01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,168
Zašto?

1081
01:14:25,332 --> 01:14:27,084
Zato što je Henry prokleti Britanac!

1082
01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,208
A ovaj čovjek nije?

1083
01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:29,540
Ne!

1084
01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:30,960
Zašto?

1085
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,208
Zato što je Azijat.

1086
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,832
Vidiš Basuki!

1087
01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:42,792
Ovaj čovjek ne misli da si Britanac.

1088
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,960
On misli da si Azijat.

1089
01:14:49,416 --> 01:14:51,208
(Glazba)

1090
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:54,292
Daj mi prokletu grešku!

1091
01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:56,832
Ja sam Britanac!

1092
01:14:57,252 --> 01:14:58,500
Svinjo rasistička!

1093
01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:01,252
Ovaj gospodin je pravi Britanac!

1094
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:12,292
(Glazba)

1095
01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:21,876
Dakle, Henry je Curzon!

1096
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,916
Henry je Lord Curzon?

1097
01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:37,040
Vidiš... On nije Henry!

1098
01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,416
znao sam to!

1099
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,168
gdje je on

1100
01:15:45,252 --> 01:15:48,252
Što si mu učinio?

1101
01:15:49,832 --> 01:15:51,168
Čekaj, izdrži!

1102
01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:53,332
Ti uopće ne znaš tko je Henry?

1103
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:55,960
Tko ste vi ljudi?

1104
01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:06,208
Nije li njegova žena upravo nazvala, Ira?

1105
01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:09,500
Stara vještica s gubitkom pamćenja?

1106
01:16:10,292 --> 01:16:11,752
Slušati!

1107
01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:15,376
Trebate mi svi reći tko ste...

1108
01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:17,168
I kako si ušao ovamo.

1109
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,084
inače,
Idem pozvati policiju!

1110
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,332
(Glazba)

1111
01:16:25,168 --> 01:16:26,876
Idem odmah!

1112
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,460
Da zovem policiju, može?

1113
01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:43,876
Slušati,

1114
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,668
Nije me briga tko si ti

1115
01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:50,416
ili što radiš...

1116
01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:53,332
Ne treba mi ni potpis!

1117
01:16:53,792 --> 01:16:56,876
Sve ću objasniti šefu.

1118
01:16:57,124 --> 01:16:59,084
Zar nisi rekao da si ti šef?

1119
01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,252
Rohit! Što se dovraga događa?

1120
01:17:01,332 --> 01:17:02,500
Želim znati istinu!

1121
01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:06,332
Samo igramo igru, Basuki.

1122
01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:10,708
- Zabava, zabava, zabava, zabava. Zabava.
- Ne, ne zanimaju me nikakve igrice.

1123
01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:12,332
Želite li igrati igricu?

1124
01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:16,752
Slušaj - Molim te, molim te samo me pusti!

1125
01:17:17,124 --> 01:17:19,960
Moram dostaviti pizze,
a nitko ih ne voli hladne!

1126
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,124
Ali sad si dio igre!

1127
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,832
- Koja igra?
- Je li lord Curzon mrtav ili živ?

1128
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:26,376
To zvuči kao sjajna igra!

1129
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:29,540
Hajde Basuki!
Već ste provjerili prtljažnik.

1130
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:31,376
Nemojmo ovo ponovno počinjati.

1131
01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,000
Rekao sam ti da on ne razumije šale.

1132
01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:34,668
Zašto me zadržavaju?

1133
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,584
Samo igraj igru s nama -
onda možete otići.

1134
01:17:36,624 --> 01:17:38,208
Igrati što?

1135
01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:42,000
- Igrajmo se istine ili izazova, u redu?
- Izgubit ću posao.

1136
01:17:42,084 --> 01:17:47,084
Samo jedan krug, samo jedna utakmica,
onda možete otići.

1137
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:48,960
Jesi li poludio?

1138
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,084
Samo ću otići, može?

1139
01:17:50,168 --> 01:17:51,376
Hej, hej, hej, hej, hej...
(Rohit ga gura dolje)

1140
01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:52,792
Gdje su ti maniri, ha?

1141
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,752
Kad te žena zamoli da nešto učiniš,
moraš to učiniti!

1142
01:17:57,792 --> 01:17:58,876
Moraš to učiniti!

1143
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,752
Do vraga s manirama!

1144
01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:04,040
Budi džentlmen!

1145
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,752
Znaš li igrati, Basuki?

1146
01:18:15,832 --> 01:18:18,000
Ne zna ni igrati Ludo.

1147
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,168
U redu!

1148
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:22,000
Vrlo je jednostavno. vidiš...

1149
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,624
Prilično je lako, hmm?
Uzmi ovu bocu...

1150
01:18:27,292 --> 01:18:29,960
I vrtiš!

1151
01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:35,332
Dakle, sada me pitate.

1152
01:18:36,876 --> 01:18:39,252
Pitati što?

1153
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:41,916
Reci istinu ili izazov.

1154
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,040
Kažem, istina ili izazov?

1155
01:18:44,084 --> 01:18:47,084
Da, da. Dobro ti ide Basuki.

1156
01:18:48,168 --> 01:18:50,416
- Jesam li?
- da

1157
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,332
Biram istinu.

1158
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,252
Prokleti lažov!

1159
01:18:56,292 --> 01:18:57,832
Pitaj me bilo što.

1160
01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,584
I vidjet ćeš da nikad ne lažem.

1161
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,332
Tko je, dovraga, Lord Curzon?

1162
01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,584
Znao sam da ćeš me ovo pitati.

1163
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:12,460
Bez laži!

1164
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,832
Ne nikad, ništa osim istine!

1165
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,960
Dobro, dobro, reci mi.

1166
01:19:18,832 --> 01:19:21,460
On nije nikakav gospodar.

1167
01:19:23,332 --> 01:19:26,708
Samo smo ga iz šale nazvali Gospodinom.

1168
01:19:30,876 --> 01:19:34,252
Bio je jadan starac,

1169
01:19:35,832 --> 01:19:38,460
ipak pomalo zabluda.

1170
01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:42,416
Mislio je da vjeruje u jednakost.

1171
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,584
Ali zapravo je bio rasistička svinja!

1172
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:52,708
On je mislio da je superiorniji od drugih.

1173
01:19:53,376 --> 01:19:56,624
Ali zapravo je bilo jebeno jadno.

1174
01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,376
Mislio je...

1175
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,916
Da mi može uništiti život...

1176
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,584
Ubij moje snove.

1177
01:20:06,752 --> 01:20:09,668
Mislio je da me može poslati natrag!

1178
01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,084
Ali, ja sam još uvijek ovdje.

1179
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,416
pobijedio sam!

1180
01:20:26,624 --> 01:20:28,332
vidiš

1181
01:20:28,584 --> 01:20:31,376
Je li radio u kućnom (VISA) uredu?

1182
01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:34,460
Henry Curzon -

1183
01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:38,540
Ovo je njegova kuća.

1184
01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:42,208
Sofa je također njegova.

1185
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:47,208
Piće koje si pio - Irsko
viski si imao - također njegov.

1186
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:50,040
Ali gdje je on?

1187
01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:51,584
Hmmm...

1188
01:20:52,584 --> 01:20:57,416
Samo jedno pitanje,
to je pravilo igre.

1189
01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:03,168
I odgovorio sam
to pitanje iskreno.

1190
01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:07,292
Ti si na redu dušo!

1191
01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:10,584
(Glazba)

1192
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:26,040
Istina ili izazov?

1193
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,500
Istina.

1194
01:21:35,584 --> 01:21:39,792
Mislite li.. osoba smeđe puti

1195
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,416
bi ikada mogao biti engleski?

1196
01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:49,040
prolazim.

1197
01:21:49,252 --> 01:21:52,040
Ne možete. Pravila igre.

1198
01:21:55,252 --> 01:21:58,084
Pitaj me još nešto.

1199
01:21:58,876 --> 01:22:01,708
Mislite li da itko u ovoj sobi...

1200
01:22:01,752 --> 01:22:04,708
Bi li ikada mogao biti Britanac?

1201
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:09,500
(Jak vjetar)

1202
01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,752
Tvoj red.

1203
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,752
usuditi se.

1204
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,668
Istina ili izazov?

1205
01:22:38,668 --> 01:22:39,876
Istina.

1206
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,208
Gdje je Henry?

1207
01:22:41,252 --> 01:22:42,752
U svojoj kući.

1208
01:22:42,876 --> 01:22:44,124
Misliš na ovu kuću?

1209
01:22:44,252 --> 01:22:49,124
To je drugo pitanje, ali da,
baš u ovoj kući.

1210
01:22:56,332 --> 01:22:57,916
Zašto ga onda ne vidim?

1211
01:22:58,376 --> 01:23:00,960
To je još jedno pitanje!

1212
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,168
Rohit tvoj red!

1213
01:23:13,832 --> 01:23:16,376
Usudite se, usudite se, usudite se!

1214
01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:19,460
Istina ili izazov?

1215
01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:21,332
Usudite se!

1216
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,416
- Jeste li sigurni?
- Apsolutno!

1217
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:27,540
Nije kukavica kao svi vi!

1218
01:23:27,624 --> 01:23:29,208
Jeste li sigurni?

1219
01:23:29,252 --> 01:23:31,252
Krajnje.

1220
01:23:34,832 --> 01:23:37,832
Poljubi svog muža!

1221
01:23:40,832 --> 01:23:42,832
(klavirska tipka)

1222
01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:53,460
O gospodine mužu. Dođi ovamo!

1223
01:23:53,832 --> 01:23:56,500
Hajde sad...

1224
01:23:56,584 --> 01:23:59,124
- Ne sramite se!
- Ne budi lud!

1225
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:02,124
Zašto si tako sramežljiv?
Dođi ovamo!

1226
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,584
- Samo jedan poljubac, dođi! Budite sport.
- Ira, ne pričaj gluposti!

1227
01:24:05,752 --> 01:24:07,624
Zašto, zašto, zašto? Samo igra.

1228
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:10,332
Trebamo samo jedan poljubac,
hajde

1229
01:24:10,584 --> 01:24:12,332
Ira - Samo nemoj...

1230
01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,460
Daj da te poljubim, za promjenu...

1231
01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:16,040
Ira - Molim te.

1232
01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,916
hajde

1233
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,168
Sramimo se, zar ne? Hmm?

1234
01:24:22,084 --> 01:24:23,916
- Stidi se, hoćeš li me poljubiti?
- Ira...

1235
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,376
Ira, što radiš?

1236
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,168
Dođi ovamo!

1237
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,460
Stop!

1238
01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:30,292
- Pogledaj ovdje.
- Stani, Ira.

1239
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:33,252
Ira, što radiš? Ira!

1240
01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:36,124
- Osjećam se sramežljivo! hajde
- (Basuki teško diše)

1241
01:24:36,252 --> 01:24:37,332
Ira!

1242
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,792
Ira! Što do... Samo prestani s tim glupostima!

1243
01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:40,252
Koji vrag!

1244
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:07,540
(Glazba)

1245
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,916
Ne možete proći!

1246
01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:23,584
(Zvuk groma)

1247
01:26:01,292 --> 01:26:04,292
(Rohit se smije)

1248
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,000
(Ira stenje)

1249
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,332
Henry?

1250
01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:52,252
Curzon?

1251
01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:02,208
O moj Bože, on je mrtav.

1252
01:27:06,292 --> 01:27:10,292
Ovo... nije bio dio plana.

1253
01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:14,292
Ovo je stvarno Lord Curzon!

1254
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,584
Vi ste ubojice!

1255
01:27:16,668 --> 01:27:21,000
Umukni i daj mi ruku,
ti polu-Britanac!

1256
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,040
I ti Basuki!

1257
01:27:24,376 --> 01:27:28,124
Ne, odbijam sudjelovati
ovo kazneno djelo.

1258
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,416
(Rohit se ruga)

1259
01:27:31,168 --> 01:27:33,752
- Dolaziš li?
- Nema šanse, prijatelju!

1260
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,168
Jesi li rekao, nema jebenog puta do mene?
- Dobro, dobro, dobro!

1261
01:27:37,332 --> 01:27:38,960
ja ću ti pomoći!

1262
01:27:39,124 --> 01:27:41,040
Ali ja to ne radim
iz moje slobodne volje!

1263
01:27:41,084 --> 01:27:43,876
Ajme... nije me briga. Samo pomozi.

1264
01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:48,124
Uzmi mu ruke! požurite!

1265
01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:51,124
(Glazba)

1266
01:27:51,832 --> 01:27:53,832
Iskoristi svoju jebenu snagu, čovječe!

1267
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,040
Spusti ga.

1268
01:28:01,668 --> 01:28:03,668
hajde

1269
01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:45,960
Pusti me jebote!
pusti me!

1270
01:28:46,168 --> 01:28:48,168
Pusti me jebote!

1271
01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,668
- Boli me!
- Neka jebeno boli!

1272
01:28:50,752 --> 01:28:52,500
- Boli me!
- Neka jebeno boli!

1273
01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:54,792
- Boli me!
- Neka jebeno boli!

1274
01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,208
- Boli me-
- Neka jebeno boli!

1275
01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:58,416
- Boli me!
- Neka jebeno boli!

1276
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,084
Neka jebeno boli!

1277
01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:07,708
- (Ira ga psuje na hindskom)
- (Pizzer stenje)

1278
01:29:08,752 --> 01:29:12,376
Rekao sam ti da me jebeno ne diraš.
zar nisam zar nisam?!

1279
01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:15,332
Ti prokleti polu-Britanac! Nisam li rekao
da me ne diraš?

1280
01:29:15,624 --> 01:29:18,208
Zašto si me onda dirao?

1281
01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:20,416
Rekao sam ti da me jebeno ne diraš.

1282
01:29:20,876 --> 01:29:23,624
boli li Boli li?!

1283
01:29:23,916 --> 01:29:26,332
- Reci mi boli li te?
- Boli me. Boli me.

1284
01:29:26,584 --> 01:29:29,832
Neka boli! Neka onda boli!

1285
01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:37,708
(Ira ga pretuče do temelja)

1286
01:31:03,752 --> 01:31:05,752
Biraj.

1287
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,332
Što ćeš reći?

1288
01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:12,624
Ira, samo... Samo se priberi, u redu?

1289
01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:22,208
Reci mi - zašto si se udala za mene?

1290
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,084
Ira plašiš me...

1291
01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:38,332
Ne sviđam ti se, zar ne?

1292
01:31:38,376 --> 01:31:40,876
Ira samo se smiri - Samo...

1293
01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:43,916
Samo me slušaj. Samo se smiri.

1294
01:31:52,124 --> 01:31:55,124
Reci mi, kako izgledam u ovoj haljini?

1295
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:59,040
Dobro. Vrlo dobro!

1296
01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:08,584
- Izgledam li dobro?
- Da!

1297
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,292
Da, vrlo lijepa.

1298
01:32:12,332 --> 01:32:15,168
- Vrlo lijepa?
- Da, vrlo lijepa.

1299
01:32:15,208 --> 01:32:18,208
Ira, slušaj me.

1300
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:21,708
Samo, samo se smiri, u redu?

1301
01:32:23,124 --> 01:32:25,792
Zašto me onda nisi poljubio?

1302
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,252
Ira...

1303
01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:37,708
poljubi me!

1304
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:45,916
rekao sam...

1305
01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:48,376
poljubi me!

1306
01:32:48,624 --> 01:32:52,376
(Glazba)

1307
01:32:54,832 --> 01:32:57,040
poljubi me!

1308
01:34:10,084 --> 01:34:13,084
(Glazba)

1309
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,916
Ima li tople vode u kupaonici?

1310
01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:33,000
Hm.

1311
01:35:44,540 --> 01:35:47,708
(Glazba)

1312
01:37:13,168 --> 01:37:15,332
Sanya,

1313
01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:21,040
daj mi nešto za obući.

1314
01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:13,376
Jeste li gotovi?

1315
01:38:24,832 --> 01:38:27,832
Kako se sada osjećaš?

1316
01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:32,208
Sve je mutno.

1317
01:38:34,584 --> 01:38:35,792
Osjećam se kao da letim.

1318
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:38,792
(Rohit se smije)

1319
01:38:39,416 --> 01:38:42,460
Tako se osjećaš.
Prvi put.

1320
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:45,540
Svjetlo!

1321
01:38:47,624 --> 01:38:50,500
Dobrodošli u svijet svjetla!

1322
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:54,460
Idemo.

1323
01:38:55,832 --> 01:38:58,208
Ovdje se osjećam gušeno.

1324
01:39:16,376 --> 01:39:19,040
Što se sada dogodilo?

1325
01:39:19,624 --> 01:39:22,540
Vi dečki samo naprijed, ja dolazim.

1326
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:28,040
Bok! Ovo je hitan slučaj,
moja kuća je napadnuta!

1327
01:39:28,376 --> 01:39:33,752
Postoje uljezi!
Izgledaju Indijci ili možda Pakijci!

1328
01:39:34,376 --> 01:39:36,252
Oh, ne znam! Prokleti kolačići!

1329
01:39:36,332 --> 01:39:38,708
- Gospodine, kako se zovete?
- Henry Curzon!

1330
01:39:38,792 --> 01:39:41,292
Šaljemo službenike na vašu adresu-

1331
01:39:49,792 --> 01:39:52,752
Kako lijep grad, zar ne?

1332
01:39:56,668 --> 01:39:59,708
Zaljubljena sam u ovo mjesto.

1333
01:40:01,752 --> 01:40:04,708
Ne želim živjeti nigdje
drugo na svijetu!

1334
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:09,540
Sve se čini kao san.

1335
01:40:14,332 --> 01:40:19,792
Ovi prokleti Britanci su nam vladali
dvjesto godina u vlastitoj zemlji,

1336
01:40:20,292 --> 01:40:25,084
I ne mogu mi dati VIzu
čak i dvije godine?

1337
01:40:25,584 --> 01:40:28,376
Imam VIZU za supružnika,

1338
01:40:29,252 --> 01:40:32,168
misliš li da će poslati
da se vratim Bhatindi?

1339
01:40:33,916 --> 01:40:35,040
Ne želim ići!

1340
01:40:35,252 --> 01:40:43,376
(crkvena zvona)

1341
01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:55,124
(Okretaji motora automobila)

1342
01:41:18,168 --> 01:41:22,668
(Zvona sata s kukavicom)

1343
01:41:26,376 --> 01:41:29,208
(Sat otkucava)

1344
01:42:06,584 --> 01:42:11,540
U međuvremenu - pitanje skvotera
u Velikoj Britaniji enormno eskalira.

1345
01:42:11,624 --> 01:42:13,332
U posljednjoj epizodi,

1346
01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:18,208
izvađena su tri mrtva tijela
ljetnikovac u predgrađu Londona.

1347
01:42:18,252 --> 01:42:21,916
Policija tek treba potvrditi
identitete tijela.

1348
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:25,040
A sada, vremenska prognoza.


